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Dumbest Person from High School Now GameStop Billionaire

By Horn Rimmer February 1, 2021February 1, 2021
Politics Quickies

Biden: If You Close Your Eyes, You Can Still Smell Barack and Michelle in the Mattress

By Horn Rimmer January 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Conservative Cousin Oddly Quiet This Week

By Horn Rimmer January 18, 2021January 18, 2021

Report: You’re Not Vibing; You’re Deeply Depressed

By Horn Rimmer January 11, 2021January 11, 2021

Dictionaries Add Word “Intylerable” To Specifically Describe Men Named Tyler

By Horn Rimmer January 5, 2021January 5, 2021
Politics

Gritty Nominated as Secretary of State

By Horn RimmerDecember 31, 2020December 31, 2020
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The “Oh No, It’s Christmas Eve and I Didn’t Plan For This Shit” Gift Guide

By Horn RimmerDecember 24, 2020December 24, 2020
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Culture

French Guy Pretty “Eh” About Being Murdered

By Horn RimmerDecember 23, 2020January 4, 2021
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Dating Food

Help I Can’t Stop Falling in Love With Every Alt Girl Who Rings Me Up at Trader Joe’s

By Horn RimmerDecember 22, 2020December 22, 2020
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Menorahs to Have Only Seven Candles Due to a Lack of Miracles This Year

By Horn RimmerDecember 16, 2020December 16, 2020
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Dating News

RED ALERT: Middle School Crush Codenames Leaked

By Horn RimmerDecember 15, 2020December 16, 2020
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