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Shitty Dudes to Date So You Won’t Be the Worse One in the Relationship

by Horn Rimmer October 16, 2021
Culture

French Guy Pretty “Eh” About Being Murdered

by Horn Rimmer October 16, 2021October 18, 2021

Dumbest Person from High School Now GameStop Billionaire

by Horn Rimmer February 1, 2021March 4, 2021

Biden: If You Close Your Eyes, You Can Still Smell Barack and Michelle in the Mattress

by Horn Rimmer January 21, 2021January 21, 2021

Conservative Cousin Oddly Quiet This Week

by Horn Rimmer January 18, 2021January 18, 2021
News

Michael Barbaro Buries the Lede

by Horn RimmerOctober 27, 2020October 16, 2021
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Lifestyle Quickies

Report: You’re Not Vibing; You’re Deeply Depressed

by Horn RimmerJanuary 11, 2021January 11, 2021
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Lifestyle

Dictionaries Add Word “Intylerable” To Specifically Describe Men Named Tyler

by Horn RimmerJanuary 5, 2021January 5, 2021
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Politics

Gritty Nominated as Secretary of State

by Horn RimmerDecember 31, 2020December 31, 2020
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How To

The “Oh No, It’s Christmas Eve and I Didn’t Plan For This Shit” Gift Guide

by Horn RimmerDecember 24, 2020December 24, 2020
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Culture

French Guy Pretty “Eh” About Being Murdered

by Horn RimmerDecember 23, 2020January 4, 2021
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Dating Food

Help I Can’t Stop Falling in Love With Every Alt Girl Who Rings Me Up at Trader Joe’s

by Horn RimmerDecember 22, 2020December 22, 2020
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