Well he’s done it! You never wanted to have to think about him again and now he’s the only thing anyone is ever going to talk about. The dumbest person you knew in high school is now a billionaire thanks to GameStop. Whether he was blatantly cheating or accidentally setting half the school on fire in chemistry class, he never faced repercussions. And now your mother is calling to ask if you’re friends with him and why you never had him come over after school. Fuck.
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