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News Quickies

Feel Old Yet? Kids Turning 10 This Year Have Lived Their Whole Lives Under Coronavirus Quarantine

by Horn RimmerApril 20, 2020April 20, 2020
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Dating News

Whoa! Guy Learns That Girlfriend Showers Way Less Than He Thought

by Horn RimmerApril 8, 2020July 26, 2020
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God Sets Up Auto-Reply in Response to Influx of Coronavirus Prayers

by Horn RimmerApril 1, 2020March 31, 2020
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News Wellness

CDC Issues New Guidelines for Using Urinals Amid COVID-19 Pandemic

by Horn RimmerMarch 22, 2020March 23, 2020
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News Politics

Mike Bloomberg Just Found Out American Samoa is A Place and NOT Those Delicious Girl Scout Cookies

by Horn RimmerMarch 10, 2020March 10, 2020
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LGBTQ+ News Politics

Pete Drops Out of Race: Sad Day for Gay Rights, Great Day for Queer Liberation

by Horn RimmerMarch 2, 2020March 2, 2020
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