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God Sets Up Auto-Reply in Response to Influx of Coronavirus Prayers

As everyone around the world tries to cope with the stress and uncertainty of the times due to coronavirus, God’s inbox has been overflowing with all types of requests. Apparently, the tidal wave of prayers has gotten to the big guy, so just be aware that after you pray you will receive the response below: 

Thank you for your prayer! Due to a recent influx of activity directly related to the coronavirus, miracles, signs, and other Godly gestures may be a bit delayed. Please continue to submit your request and He will do his best to provide a semblance of a response within 3-5 business days!* 

Thank you and God bless!

*Disclaimer: Please note, God DOES rest on Sunday and will not be responding to any prayers during that time.