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Dumbest Person from High School Now GameStop Billionaire

Well he’s done it! You never wanted to have to think about him again and now he’s the only thing anyone is ever going to talk about. The dumbest person you knew in high school is now a billionaire thanks to GameStop. Whether he was blatantly cheating or accidentally setting half the school on fire […]

Conservative Cousin Oddly Quiet This Week

A local woman is in shock this week due to the lack of aggressive social media posts from her conservative cousin. Catherine McConnelly of Philadelphia has yet to see her cousin, Brett McConnelly, comment on the violence that occurred Wednesday afternoon. “Brett hasn’t posted a single meme since Wednesday morning,” said Ms. McConnelly. “Usually he […]