Politics Quickies

Man Takes Quick Break From Ignoring Centuries of Oppression Against Black People to Tweet “MLK Wouldn’t Riot”

Yesterday evening, local man Tim Wayne took a quick break from actively ignoring the institutionalized racism and prejudice faced by black people in America in order to tweet out to his 11 followers that “MLK wouldnt riot.”

Satisfied with his contribution to the public discourse, Tim retired to the living room to review his stock options and watch standup specials where “they make fun of everyone.”