Tensions Rise as Conservatives Protest for the Right to Kiss Their Kids Straight on the Lips

As society prepares for their fifth month in quarantine, conservatives have continued to protest in Palm Beach, Florida for their right to give their children kisses right on their mouths.

“Our rights are being trampled on!”  shouted maskless protester Richard Thomas, “Every American should be able to plant a big fat one on the lips of their children. And not just on the cheeks either! It’s not that weird.”

Conservative protesters have taken Twitter by storm to express their frustrations. YouTube celebrity Joey Salads tweeted, “We will not let a single son or daughter go un-kissed! Specifically, kissed on the mouth that is!! The American dream!”