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We Need to Rethink the Oscars: What About All the Guys Not Named Oscar?

It’s time the Oscars changed things up. For years now, we’ve been subjected to the same exact name being flashed across our screens in celebration of people across Hollywood. On behalf of all the men out there not named Oscar, I propose that we finally diversify the name of this awards ceremony.

May I suggest adopting the hurricane method of rotating through names whenever this event comes around? Not to mention I’m sick of everyone making a joke about my name every single year.

–Oscar