All those sneaky Instagram ads finally caught up to your homeboy, cause I just downloaded Quibi. Did I think it sounded stupid at first? Absolutely. Three days ago I told my girlfriend, Stop trying to make Quibi happen, it’s not going to happen. And she laughed cause she loves Mean Girls.
But then more ads started popping up on my feed. Clips from soon to be released TV shows. And you know what? That shit’s interesting as hell. Nicole Richie rapping about honeybees? Chrissy Teigen passing eternal judgement in a court of law? Cooking competitions where people taste cheese off their shoes? I’M SOLD!
Your homeboy’s getting a 90-day free trial of Quibi, so I’ll check it out and see if it’s better than Netflix.